Vanoda mabhaisikopo uye nhepfenyuro yeterevhizheni vanowanzo taura kuti "Ndiri kuzorora ndichiona zvimwe zvikamu zveyangu yandinofarira nhevedzano" (zvakanyanya kana zvishoma). Zvakanaka, ikozvino Netflix yatora rimwe danho mukuda kwayo kukubatsira kuzorora.
Pakupera kwesvondo rapfuura, hofori yevhidhiyo yanga ichitengesa yega mutsetse wecannabis wakafuridzirwa nemamwe akateedzana. Asi isa bhureki pane shamwari yangu nekuti, parizvino, chave kungove chinhu pano neapo, asi kana rwizi ruchirira ...
Netflix inotengesa "sora" rakafemerwa neyekutanga nhevedzano
Ini ndinozviti ndiri munhu anoyemura kwazvo weNetflix. Iyo inondipa ini chaiko zvese zvandinoda maererano neakateedzana, mafirimu uye zvinyorwa uye zvakare inozvipa neyakaisvonaka mhando yebasa uye nemutengo usingatendeke (tsime, zvese zvinokanganwika chaizvo). Asi ini ndinobvuma kuti ini ndakanga ndisati ndambofunga nezveNetflix kuvhura yayo yega mutsara wecannabis maringe zvichienderana neakateedzana ayo ekutanga. Hongu ndizvozvo, vhiki rino rapfuura Netflix yanga ichitengesa mbanje kune avo vano "zorora" nekunakidzwa Orange ndiye New Black o Bojack Horseman kana mamwe mazita akada kufanana ne Narcos.
Pasi pezita "Iyo yeNetflix Unganidzo", aya marudzi embanje anga achingotengeswa vhiki ino muWest Hollywood, California, sechikamu chechiitiko chakakosha, nenzira yekuti vese vagari uyekuva nemishonga yekurapa mbanje inogona kuwanikwa kubva kune Imwe nzira Herbal Health Services, zvakadaro Netflix inoti haizogashire chero mabhenefiti pamusoro pekutengesa.
Mhando dzakasiyana pane zvese zvido
Iyo "Orange ndiyo Nyowani Dema" akateedzana ndiyo yakafemera iyo "Poussey Riot" dzakasiyana (pakati pemufananidzo uri pamusoro), iyo inotarisira "kufamba nemumwe munhu, kutaura, kuita majee akapusa", nepo vateveri vevanoseka "Arrested Development" akateedzana iwe ungasarudza iyo "Banana Mira Kush" dzakasiyana (kurudyi mumufananidzo pazasi) kuti ushandise pane "hombe yero kuungana".
Dzimwe mhando dzakafemerwa neanotenderera evhidhiyo hofori zvigadzirwa zvinosanganisira 'Mwedzi 13', yakafemerwa ne 'Mystery Science Theatre 3000', 'Peyotea 73', yakafemerwa nhepfenyuro 'Nyasha naFrankie' nyeredzi Jane Fonda naMartin Sheen, kana "Prickly Muffin" , zvichibva pazita rekuti "Bojack Horseman", uye "Baka Bile", iyo yekupedzisira yakafuridzirwa neinofadza "Kudya kwaSanta Clarita".
Pakati pe "pakakwirira" ne "pakakwirira"
Zvinoenderana neruzivo rwakapihwa neNetflix kuburikidza nekuburitswa kwenhau, yega yeaya maronda e cannabis anga aripo yakarimwa ichichengeta mundangariro zita raienderana naro uye nedonzvo rekushanda semubatsiri wezwi rimwe chete. Mupfungwa iyi, uye nenzira yemuenzaniso, kambani inonongedza kuti pamwe inokwenenzvera yakanyanya "mapenzi" akateedzana, mhando dze Indian hemp, inowanikwa munzvimbo dzine makomo dzeHindu Kush neTibet, nepo kumaDramedians, iyo Cannabis sativa, kubva kunzvimbo dzeku equator dzakadai seThailand, South India, Jamaica kana Mexico, inogona kunge yakakodzera. Muchiitiko chekutanga, mhedzisiro inozivikanwa se "Pamusoro", ichipa kunonakidza, senge iwe uri kuyangarara mita imwe pamusoro pevhu; mune yechipiri kesi, mhedzisiro inodaidzwa "Kumhanya", saka iwe uchararama mutambo wako waunofarira uine kusimba kukuru.
Kutsoropodzwa kweNetflix kwerudzi urwu rwechiito pamwe kuchakurumidza kuwanda (kana vasati vambozviita), asi rangarira izvozvo ndeye mbanje iyo yatengeswa chete uye chete pasi pemutemo wekurapa, saka hapana mutemo wepamutemo unogona kupomerwa.
Kune rimwe divi, isu hatigone kufuratira izvo chirongwa chinopenya chitsva chekushambadzira Nayo iyo Netflix zvakare inokwezva kutariswa kwevezvenhau, sezvayakamboita nekushuvira "Merry Christmas uye inovhura" ne poster yayo kuPuerta del Sol kuMadrid.