Ihlaya: Cwangcisa iscreen esiblowu njengesikrini kwiWindows

isibhakabhaka Prank

Namhlanje "isikrini esiblowu" okanye "isikrini esimnyama sokufa" sisefashonini kuba benze ukubonakala kwabo kwiiveki ezimbalwa ezidlulileyo, Mhlawumbi kuya kufuneka siphathe ihlaya esiza kukucebisa ukuba udlale ngeli xesha ngononophelo oluncinci.

Eli liqhinga elixhomekeke kumathala eencwadi athile oya kuthi uwafake kwikhompyuter, enokuba yeyakho okanye omnye umhlobo ofuna ukudlala ngaye. indawo apho esi "blue screen" siza kuvela, silinganisa ngendlela apho inkqubo yokusebenza iye yasilela khona, ke ngoko, iya kuqala kwakhona ngexesha elifutshane.

Ngaphambili kufuneka sicebise ukuba ube secaleni kwekhompyuter apho uza kuphuhlisa khona le joke, oku kungenxa yokuba ukoyika kwabasebenzisi bayo zibangele ukuba bazame ukuvala ikhompyuter ngokungalindelekanga kwaye ke, inokonakalisa kakhulu. Into esiza kuyithetha kweli nqaku, zizinto ezintathu onokuzisebenzisa ukufumana le "blue screen", kufuneka usebenzise amanyathelo athile ukuze inkqubo yakho yokusebenza ingazivezi naluphi na uhlobo lweengxaki kamva.

Iimfuno ezisezantsi ezicetyiswayo zokusebenzisa eliqhinga

Ngokucacileyo into yokuqala esiza kuyidinga yikhompyuter enenkqubo yokusebenza yeWindows, oku kungenxa yokuba iilayibrari esiza kuzinika okwangoku, kuya kufuneka zifakelwe kwindawo apho kugcinwa khona "ii-screensavers".

Imeko yesibini ekufuneka singasileli ukuyikhankanya kukuhambelana; umphuhlisi wolu hlobo lwezi ndlela uchaze ukuba banako isetyenziswe kwiWindows 7, ukushiya bucala iWindows 8 kwaye ngenxa yoko uhlaziyo lwamva nje.

Imeko yesithathu iyathetha endaweni yesisombululo sekhusi; Sivavanye ngalinye kula mathala eencwadi kwaye sibonisiwe ingxaki encinci kwizikrini ezipheleleyo ze-HD, oko kukuthi, 1980 × 1200 px. Kule meko, isisombululo esifanelekileyo esihambelana nala maqhinga akufuneki sidlule kwi-1200 px kwicala elithe tyaba.

Ukuba sithathele ingqalelo le miba emva koko akufuneki sibenangxaki xa sisenza iqhinga elincinci.

1. IsysInternals BlueScreen

Ithala lencwadi lokuqala esiza kuzama ukusebenzisa lona yile, onokuyisebenzisa khuphela kwikhonkco elilandelayo. Ifayile inobunzima nje abangama-64 kB kwaye ikwifomathi yeZip.

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Kuya kufuneka sichithe umxholo wayo kuyo nayiphi na indawo kwi-hard drive yekhompyuter; ifayile esiza kuyikhupha iya kuba nefomathi .scr, into eqhelekileyo kwizikrini. Ukuze sikwazi ukuyisebenzisa okanye ukuyifaka, kufuneka nje ucofe iqhosha lasekunene kuyo, uze ukhethe «instalar»Ukusuka kwimixholo eboniswe apho. Emva koko kuya kufuneka sisebenze ngokwendalo yeWindows ukuze sikwazi ukwenza isikrini kunye nokwenza umbono.

2. Isikrini seBluescreen

Isikrini seBluescreen Enye indlela ebalaseleyo, efana kakhulu nale besiyicebisile ngaphambili; Ngale nto kufuneka siye kwiwebhusayithi yokukhuphela, sikhethe iserver esiyibona ilula kakhulu. Siza kufumana ifayile ecinezelweyo kwifomathi yeZip, kunyen ongaphakathi ilayibrari ekwifomathi ye-.scr, esinokuyifaka kuyo silandela indlela efanayo nesicebise ngayo ngasentla.

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Nje ukuba ilayibrari yeBluescreen Screensaver ifakiwe, siya kuba nakho ukwenza uvavanyo oluncinci ngesixhobo esiya kwenza ukuba isikrini sisebenze kwiWindows.

3. Ugcino lwe-BSOD

Olukhetho lukhankanywe apha ngasentla lusisiseko, kuba i "blue screen" esiza kuyifumana iya kuba noyilo lwempazamo eboniswa ngokubanzi xa iiWindows zisilele. Ukongeza koku, ezinye iindlela zangaphambili Banokusilela kuxhomekeka kuhlobo lweWindows esinazoOko kukuthi, ukuba siza kuzisebenzisa Windows 7 ekugqibeleni okanye i-Enterprice, mhlawumbi kunokubakho iingxaki ezimbalwa zokubonisa xa usebenza.

Le ndlela yesithathu siyicebisayo ngalo mzuzu yenye yezona zinokuthenjwa kwaye zigqibelele ezinokubakho; ukukhuphela kufuneka uye ku ikhonkco le-BSOD yewebhusayithi esemthethweni yescreensaver, Qhubeka njengoko kucetyisiwe kwiindlela zangaphambili. Umahluko uyilwe ekwenzeni, kuba Olu khetho sele lunesifakeli esiqhelekileyo.

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Emva kokugqitywa kokufakwa kwescreen se-BSOD, singaya kwimisebenzi ethile kwiWindows ukuyenza isebenze. Ke ungabona lo mgcini wekhusi esebenza ngokupheleleyo sicebisa ukuba kusebenze i "preview", eya kuthi ibangele ukuba yonke ikhusi ijike umbala ohlaza okwesibhakabhaka kunye nemiyalezo yemposiso ebonakala ngokubanzi "ngesikrini esiblowu".

Umahluko uphawulwe kwi ukusebenza okufanelekileyo kwesifakeli seLinux kwaye kamva, ukubuyiselwa kweWindows XP, yonke iyonwabisa kakhulu imifanekiso kunye noopopayi abanika imbonakalo yokusilela kwikhompyuter.

Sicebisa ukuba uzisebenzise ngononophelo olukhulu ezi zixhobo Umsebenzisi ongenazixhobo (ongalumkisanga ukuba yinto ehlekisayo) inokuyicima ngesiquphe ikhompyuter, uyifomathile kwaye iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde iphinde isetyenziselwe.


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