9 absurd things you can buy on Amazon

Amazon is one of the largest virtual stores in the world and like any self-respecting store sells a huge amount of very useful items, but also a lot of really absurd items, which almost certainly and unlike what we can all think are sold by the dozen daily. Surely on some occasion you have seen and bought more than one of these items, perhaps even without realizing it.

Today in this article we want to show you 9 of these articles, which perhaps we shouldn't classify as absurd, because I know that some of you are going to love it, but we will say that they are at least somewhat strange.

As we know that you will like some of the ones that we are going to show you, no matter how absurd or not very useful they may seem, Below the description of each object we have left you a purchase link to Amazon, so that you can acquire it in a simple way and receive it in a few hours at your home.

Ready to hallucinate and surprise you?, then there we are going to know 9 absurd things that anyone can buy on Amazon.

Nose Shaped Gel Dispenser

If you have a shower tray in your house instead of a traditional bathtub, you will surely have a soap dispenser that makes your life a little easier. There are hundreds of different models on the market to choose from, but this one is undoubtedly funny, funny and of course a little absurd because in the end it is giant nose that puts soap is not going to leave you almost or stir in the shower.

Of course, combined with a green shower gel it can be a perfect combination to have a laugh, although you will never be able to show it off unless you invite your friends to shower at your house, which would be quite strange.

You can buy the nose gel dispenser through Amazon from No products found..

Toilet paper dispenser

If we want to continue decorating? our bathroom we can also buy this funny toilet paper dispenser that mimics one of the popular Polaroid cameras. Nice I am not saying that it is not as you can all see in the image that I have placed just above, but practical I do not know in view of the way in which the toilet paper comes out.

Although perhaps the only downside that I put is that he does not take photos so that this toilet paper dispenser was completely absurd.

You can buy the Polaroid Camera Shaped Toilet Paper Dispenser through Amazon from HERE.

500 euro toilet paper

Finally, to have the perfect bathroom we must have a matching toilet paper. I have chosen this absurdity with painted 500 euro bills, which in addition to being worth almost 10 euros, I highly suspect that it will scratch a bit and may even leave us our most intimate parts of a suspicious golden color.

Of course you want to have painted toilet paper On Amazon you will not be short of options and you can find one even with the face of Barack Obama, The president of the United States.

You can buy the 500 euro toilet paper through Amazon HERE.

GoGirl female urinary device

I don't know about you, but when I have seen this device on Amazon I have had to open and close my eyes on several occasions because I could not believe what I saw. Of course I already warn everyone that I am not going to give any explanation of how it works nor am I going to get into any trouble that later I will not know how to get out.

I'll just tell you that is a female urinary device called GoGirl, which allows girls to urinate, or pee as has been said all their lives, in a moment of trouble. From here, each one imagines what they want, thinks about how it is used and especially where the urine is stored and how it is emptied.

Too absurd even for this article? Almost certainly yes.

You can buy this GoGirl female urinal device through Amazon HERE.

Portable urinal for men

By supuesto If the absurdity of the GoGirl has had a place in this article, a urinal for men could not be missing, which can be even more absurd if we consider that a man can urinate in almost any place or corner. Just in case you can always carry this canteen in your backpack and pee where you are in trouble.

As a man, I take all of you as witnesses that I will never pee on a pot like this unless I am dying in a hospital.

You can buy this portable urinal for men through Amazon Portable Urinal by 1st ...HERE" /].

Multifunctional apron for barbecues

First of all I have to confess that the day I made this list in which I wrote down hundreds of articles, I found this multifunctional apron quite absurd, but today writing the article I think it can have quite a few functions, all of them in a humorous tone.

This apron that has a price of nothing more and nothing less than 20 euros is ideal for barbecues and it will allow us to carry almost everything on top. From beers to water and going through all the sauces that we can add to what we have cooked. A bit absurd, isn't it? And even more so if we take into account how much this apron full of things can weigh.

You can buy this multifunctional barbecue apron through Amazon HERE.

Bacon flavored lip cream

What normal person in this world would like lip cream to taste like bacon?. I could say many things, but none would be too interesting so I leave you the link so that they want me to buy it and I pass the next absurd object that anyone can buy on Amazon.

You can buy the bacon flavored lip cream through Amazon Accoutrements Bacon Lip...HERE" /].

Nicolas Cage cushion

I'm going to have to forgive all those Nicolas Cage fans (is there really someone?), To whom I am sure that this actor's cushion will not seem absurd at all, but for me and surely for most of you it is something more than absurd and but the image that I have put above I refer.

Isn't it really absurd to spend 10 dollars on a Nicolas Cage cushion that is also more retouched than the famous ones in the glossy magazines?. And by the way, if this one that I have shown you does not convince you, Amazon is full of different cushions of the actor, which is more absurd.

You can buy this Nicolas Cage cushion through Amazon No products found.HERE" /].

Poncho to relieve yourself without staining yourself

To close this absurd article, why not say it? I have reserved the one that for me is one of the most absurd and disgusting objects that one can acquire on Amazon. This plastic poncho will allow anyone who buys it to relieve themselves without staining. As it happened before, I am not going to give any more explanation, let each one imagine it or try to imagine it and if you want to buy it, but I no longer recommend it, it is always better to hold on and wait to find a bathroom.

The most curious thing about this whole thing is that this garbage bag, since it cannot be called otherwise, is worth almost 10 dollars, but beware that it has a hood so you can put it on while you do your business while you do your business.

You can buy this poncho to relieve yourself without staining yourself through Amazon 1 piece pocket ...HERE" /].

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